"i am so beautiful tonight, it doesn't matter if no one notices me."

So yeah, ExFarmers wife did go down to see GrubbyLondoner, but in like....a nice way?

To see what he was up to and find out what the fuck he is playing at with ScottishCarrieBradshaw.

So I think she was relatively sane in this act...

But ANYWAY

I'm off out with Dad any minute, and Mum told me to text her when I'm on the way home. I joke and said "Are you having an affair with the Pope?"

She replied "Not with the Pope, I'll tell you about it someday"

Like I'm proper clueless.

As if I don't know exactly what's going on.

Like when she goes out of the room to answer about 50% of her phone calls, I haven't figured out why.

Is her opinion of me that low? Parents need to get wise to the fact their children are getting wise.

Over.