"Did you actually see the docking?"

ScottishCarrieBradshaw went on another couple of dates with her new man-known to his friends (of which I'm sure he has many) as fast Eddie-and appeared to enjoy her self!
She didn't come home until after 4am on saturday, which resulted in a hysterical phone call from her daughter to Mum...at some crazy unGodly hour.
Mum is still wasting her time with ShreddedWheat, with his shit car...OMG he has the same car TWICE hahahahaahaha its some stupid unbranded red sports car with a personalised licence plate.
LongTallAuntie and her new husband have sold their B&B and plan on moving into his house sharpish, which everyone is very happy about.
Besides GrandmaFag, she worries.
SarcyOlderSister is home and all is sweeet.
OH and ExFarmersWife texted Mum, Dad and ScottishCarrieBradshaw asking how they were and stuff, they all seemed to...avoid her a bit.
Poor woman, she's great, why can no one see this?
Bet she won't take too well to being ignored....let us hope there will be mischief. On Christmas day, like a soap opera...
Over.

"I think my track marks are beautiful"

And i forgot to tell y'all the other day...
ScottishCarrieBradshaw went on a date, with someone that WASN'T the grubbyLondoner, IS from our town, IS age appropriate....and LIKED it.
could this be a breakthrough?
let us pray.
AND LongTallAuntie vs. DisgruntledUncle has been postponed...to sometime or other...
and she has accepted an offer on her B&B, not enough but basc. she's desperate to get the fuck out of there.
Getting pretty psyched for SarcyOlderSister's return in like...just over a week.
so if you're reading this...
HURRY UP
:)
over.

"What's a little talk of climaxes over pizza with friends?"

So the other week I went out with the Father figure on wednesday as per. But just before, I noticed 2 little tuna steaks out to defrost in the kitchen...whatever could this mean?
I asked Mum what she was having for tea (presented a little opportunity to confess) and she just told me "tuna nicoise".
So blatantly having ShreddedWheat over.
So when I came home, I saw his shitty car on the drive, so called SarcyOlderSister-so I basically told on her- that his car was here.
She texted Mum asking why his car was here.
Mum texted me saying "Btw, me and [shreddedwheat] are going out for a drink, so you might see his car at ours"
OMG AS IF
she texted me AFTER she knew I knew!!!
THAT SO DOESN'T COUNT AS TELLING ME!

Geez, whatta douche!

AND on sunday night i came home from a little soiree, was just chillin on the sofa...
and in walks Mum and ShreddedWheat.
I give her my best withering look and she says "don't look at me like that"
"don't give me a reason to."
then i went to bed.
like a good girl.
THEN she kept me up until 1:30 in the FUCKING MORNING playing loud music with her boyfriend.
how teenaged is that? surprised she didn't shimmy down the drainpipe and hop into his shitty car to go to the arcade and smoke weed.
So I was obv. major tired and woke up at 8:10 the next day when I have to be at college for 8:50.
that was a speedy morning i tell you.
She bought me a skirt that day to make up for it though, can't beat a bit of bribery on a monday afternoon.
Over.