"What's a little talk of climaxes over pizza with friends?"

So the other week I went out with the Father figure on wednesday as per. But just before, I noticed 2 little tuna steaks out to defrost in the kitchen...whatever could this mean?
I asked Mum what she was having for tea (presented a little opportunity to confess) and she just told me "tuna nicoise".
So blatantly having ShreddedWheat over.
So when I came home, I saw his shitty car on the drive, so called SarcyOlderSister-so I basically told on her- that his car was here.
She texted Mum asking why his car was here.
Mum texted me saying "Btw, me and [shreddedwheat] are going out for a drink, so you might see his car at ours"
OMG AS IF
she texted me AFTER she knew I knew!!!
THAT SO DOESN'T COUNT AS TELLING ME!

Geez, whatta douche!

AND on sunday night i came home from a little soiree, was just chillin on the sofa...
and in walks Mum and ShreddedWheat.
I give her my best withering look and she says "don't look at me like that"
"don't give me a reason to."
then i went to bed.
like a good girl.
THEN she kept me up until 1:30 in the FUCKING MORNING playing loud music with her boyfriend.
how teenaged is that? surprised she didn't shimmy down the drainpipe and hop into his shitty car to go to the arcade and smoke weed.
So I was obv. major tired and woke up at 8:10 the next day when I have to be at college for 8:50.
that was a speedy morning i tell you.
She bought me a skirt that day to make up for it though, can't beat a bit of bribery on a monday afternoon.
Over.