"Don't you go crossing any bridges now"

Just got back from holiday with Dad and SarcyOlderSister, it was goood, AND I found out some more info.
So the night that ExFarmersWife gave us a visit, Dad, TheOtherWoman and ScottishCarrieBradshaw were with her. I heard that she went out, with only a trenchcoat and underwear on, in an attempt to entice TheFarmer (!). WTF??
She honestly never fails to amaze.
I also have more info on ScottishCarrieBradshaw and TheGrubbyLondoner. When they met up the other week, he had previously promised to introduce her to all his London friends and show her a jolly good time. He did no such thing, he saw her and said hi, then just abandoned her.
When they met up the next day, he said he wanted to be alone until he knew if he wanted to be alone (?).
He's also texted her, like yesterday, asking her to come down to London to see him. I wish I could say she won't but ah well, she's her own woman.

ShreddedWheat keeps calling Mum, she ignores some of them and answers some. She's obviously hard to get over...
He called today to ask when he could give his key back, whyyy?? Did he need to say? Couldn;t he just post it through the letterbox like a normal person? And why is he so keen to ask permission now? He didn't seem too bothered about that the other week when he just let himself in at midnight. FFS.
Mum is in contact with MarriedMrNiceGuy. Apparently he's "married, technically". And it's all innocent too, according to Mum. Hmm....
I'll keep you posted.
Over.