Meet the parents.

Home life is a tad dysfunctional, but you know, I couldn't function in any other environment.
I am writing for prosperity, mainly on the subject of my family and extended family.
I'll give you some background info on my situation.
So me and SarcyOlderSister live with Mum (the main focus), 3 years ago Dad had a midlife crisis and left Mum for TheOtherWoman. Previously Mums best friend.

LongTallAuntie recently left her husband, DisgruntledUncle, for many reasons, the main trigger being a new man whom she recently married, TheWholeShabang.
LongTallCousin is my age and has little drama, as is always the way with the teenage daughters of divorcees.

ExFarmersWife, is the ex-wife of Mums friend TheFarmer (obv). A little unhinged and drained the farmer for all he's got during the divorce. Defends Mum ferociously, but isn't always entirely called for. Had breast cancer, but constantly uses it against TheFarmer and everyone else who "does wrong by her", she's very scary.

GrandmaFag is Mums mum. Means well but quite obviously disapproves of our modern lifestyles, can be a tiny bit racist.

ShreddedWheat is the very recent ex-boyfriend of Mum, a total knob but never did anything too outrageous to Mum, won't admit he's wrong and has the tendency to abandon people in the middle of a conversation for reasons unknown. Has a shit car.

ScottishCarrieBradshaw is Mums best friend, constantly being screwed over by men and is a little irresponsible with money. Far too nice to be treated so badly. Also best friends with TheOtherWoman, occasionally causes problems. Was dumped by her ex, GrubbyLondoner, about 3 years ago. He claims to still love her, she's been being messed around by him ever since the break up.

BolshyIcecreamLady is Mums new close friend, a full on man eater, jobless but a lot of fun.

More will be added if the situation arises. But this is the main cast i reckon.
Mum told me not to put her business on facebook.
But this is a small town, people talk.
Over.