"i am so beautiful tonight, it doesn't matter if no one notices me."

So yeah, ExFarmers wife did go down to see GrubbyLondoner, but in like....a nice way?

To see what he was up to and find out what the fuck he is playing at with ScottishCarrieBradshaw.

So I think she was relatively sane in this act...

But ANYWAY

I'm off out with Dad any minute, and Mum told me to text her when I'm on the way home. I joke and said "Are you having an affair with the Pope?"

She replied "Not with the Pope, I'll tell you about it someday"

Like I'm proper clueless.

As if I don't know exactly what's going on.

Like when she goes out of the room to answer about 50% of her phone calls, I haven't figured out why.

Is her opinion of me that low? Parents need to get wise to the fact their children are getting wise.

Over.

"I may be a dyke but i'mm still a lady"

w dropped SarcyOldeSister off at university today, it was a bit emotional... to say the least.
So me and Mum went our separate ways, she went to meet friend and I did the same...
So now we are both drunk, which explains why ir's taking twice the time it would usally take to write this post.
Mum saw ShreddedWheat at the races teh other day with another woman, she was abit upset about that for a while, bit she was fine once she sobered up...
Dad and Mum were working together like an unstoppable team today helping move SaryOlderSister into her tiny flat, and talking about ScottishCarrieBrashaw/GrubbyLondoner..bit of a blast from the past...

WELL,as we speak, Mum has a random ma she found on the street while walking home, in the kitchen...having a chat.
SERIOUSLY!
He's married, just heard her talking about it.
I think that's her type.
FUCK ME, WHY?
I'm really gonna mis SarcyOldeSister, I'm gonna have to put Mum to bed all by myself.
over.

"I'm not just gonna let a random person suck on my kneck"

GrubbyLondoner has proper outdone himself in the faggot stakes, seriously.
Today, ScottishCarrieBradshaw had someone coming to look at her house, which she has been trying to sell for around....2 years?? This was like the first person to come see it EVER.
So, she receives this e-mail from the GrubbyLondoner telling her that he has been lying to her all the time they had been together. He's been seeing someone else, he said "when I wasn't in your bed I was in hers". Her said that all this time he'd been confusing his love for her with not wanting to hurt her.
ScottishCarrieBradshaw was on the phone to his other girlfriend for hours discussing this...turns out he'd been sending them the exact same texts etc.
I seriously could kill him.
They were supposed to be going to Paris together in November but that's gone tits up.

So right after reading this e-mail, ScottishCarrieBradshaw had to show this poor man round her house, so that's another thing GrubbyLondoner fucked up.
Mum is furious, she has received about 30 phone calls today from ScottishCarrieBradshaw in hysterics.
I'm off now before life gets any more barmy.
Over.

"My boobs are inside me!!"

Not a lot of news, just one interesting piece of info here.
ExFarmersWife has been e-mailing GrubbyLondoner, as she is going down to London soon and is wanting to see him.
For what purpose, we know not.
It's either to punch him in the face as she apparently did to ShreddedWheat, or...?
Perhaps she wants a bit.
ScottishCarrieBradshaw is trying to dissuade GrubbyLondoner from allowing this meeting, for his own safety.
I am personally hoping she will meet with him, the drama pool is runnign a bit dry atm.
over.

"The Berlin Wall, that was a bad thing yeah?"

Maaan there is so little going on right now, so SORRY LONG TALL COUSIN!
MAKE ME SOME NEWS TO BLOG ABOUT BITCH.
Apart from, me and SarcyOlderSister went out with Dad tonight as we do every wednesday, AND Mum asked me to text her when I was on the way home.
I asked her "Why?". She replied "Because".
Fucking primary school shit argument.
BLATANTLY planning on having MarriedMrNiceGuy round, if not worse...ShreddedWheat.



Just after writing this, Mum got a phone call and she is no longer going out as she had previously planned, again I asked "Why?", she replied "I'm just not."
Who's the parent?
Seriously guys....
over.

"Bring that guy back here, we'll cat-face the shit out of him"

Just got back from Leeds Festival, was amazing. :D
Dad was at Reading Festival this weekend with TheOtherWoman and her two youngest kids, I have no idea who's idea that was, she hates camping, the kids hate Dad, Dad doesn't know any of the bands...?
ShreddedWheat called Mum 3 times while me and SarcyOlderSister were away at LeedsFest. Once to congratulate me on my GCSE results, (he also called to congratulate SarcyOlderSister on her A levels even though they had always hated eachother) and once to ask her to go to the pub with him (she turned him down, thank God).
Oh and he left her a message to tell her that he missed her, basically.
She's getting sick of it.
I just told her "you're a hell of a woman to get over, kid".
Everything is abit slow right now, not alot going on.
We need some more action from ExFarmers wife if you ask me, she's always good value.
Over.

"i need a new funeral cardigan"

ShreddedWheat called Mum again today to tell her how much he misses her, she just said goodbye and hung up. I'd be so proud if she hadn't been talking to MarriedMrNiceGuy on the phone while he was on holiday WITH HIS FAMILY.
psshhh.

Ahh i'm sure I had something significant to say.
Never mind.
over.